T-shirt - Garden porn for homeowners

249 kr

VAT included

The grass isn't greener on the other side – it's sexier.
Garden Porn for Homeowners is the t-shirt that cultivates both giggles and imagination. With an illustration of a scantily clad gardener in hot pants, watering can in hand and a facial expression that says “I know exactly what I’m doing”, the vegetable garden is transformed into the adult version of a greenhouse visit.

Behind her stretch two obscene zucchinis, tulips that resemble... something else, and a spadeful of pure horniness. All packaged in a colorful comic book style with just the right amount of exaggeration.

Perfect for:
Balcony builders with an eye for form, townhouse rebels, and everyone who knows that a real harvest requires passion, sweat – and a little filth.

Seamless double-stitched collar
Double seams on sleeves and hem
100% cotton
Reinforced neckline for increased durability

Generally

Our T-shirts combine comfort, style and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and creative projects.

Laundry

Wash the t-shirt inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees, together with similar colors. This will keep the print sharp, the fabric soft – and ensure that it looks as good after ten washes as after the first use.

When washing at higher temperatures and without turning the t-shirt inside out, there is an increased risk of the print cracking or tearing prematurely.

Drying

To best preserve both fabric and print, hanging drying or tumble drying on low heat is recommended.

Your product is printed when you order.

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3–8 business daysFrom order to delivery
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How it works

Production usually takes 2–3 business days. Your order is then shipped to you. Production is included in the estimated total delivery time of 3–8 business days.

Good to know

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Trycket

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