T-shirt - Garden porn for homeowners
The grass isn't greener on the other side – it's sexier.
Garden Porn for Homeowners is the t-shirt that cultivates both giggles and imagination. With an illustration of a scantily clad gardener in hot pants, watering can in hand and a facial expression that says “I know exactly what I’m doing”, the vegetable garden is transformed into the adult version of a greenhouse visit.
Behind her stretch two obscene zucchinis, tulips that resemble... something else, and a spadeful of pure horniness. All packaged in a colorful comic book style with just the right amount of exaggeration.
Perfect for:
Balcony builders with an eye for form, townhouse rebels, and everyone who knows that a real harvest requires passion, sweat – and a little filth.
- Seamless double-stitched collar
- Double seams on sleeves and hem
- 100% cotton
- Reinforced neckline for increased durability
Generally
Our T-shirts combine comfort, style and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and creative projects.
Laundry
Wash the t-shirt inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees, together with similar colors. This will keep the print sharp, the fabric soft – and ensure that it looks as good after ten washes as after the first use.
When washing at higher temperatures and without turning the t-shirt inside out, there is an increased risk of the print cracking or tearing prematurely.
Drying
To best preserve both fabric and print, hanging drying or tumble drying on low heat is recommended.
Delivery – Printed to order, shipped with love
We only print your t-shirt when you click "buy" . No warehouse dust, no finished shirts lying around and getting moldy - just fresh printing, straight from machine to mailbox. We usually arrange production in a maximum of 2 -3 days.
Delivery time:
3 –5 working days – sometimes faster, sometimes like a municipal construction project. But we will keep you updated. So you can expect 5-7 working days before your t-shirt arrives. Anyone who is waiting for something good... ? ;)
Worth knowing:
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Always free shipping – we hate hidden fees more than tight necklines.
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Your order may be split into several packages – some designs refuse to travel together.
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You will receive a tracking number so you can follow your t-shirt like a possessed specimen.
Panic?
Relax – get in touch and we'll hunt down the package together. We can't do magic, but we can at least give you some peace of mind in the dark if things take longer than they should.
T-shirt with print – style that stands out
Unique design. High quality. Made to be seen.