T-shirt - I don't think, therefore I don't exist
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Who needs philosophy when you have a shell and a total absence of responsibility?
This snail has understood the essence of life: don't think, just glide.
With bewildered eyes, peace signs, and total existential absence, it lives according to anti-Cartesian principles.
Perfect for those of you who ghost reality, ignore deadlines and would rather scroll than exist.
- Seamless double-stitched collar
- Double seams on sleeves and hem
- 100% cotton
- Reinforced neckline for increased durability
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care instructions
| Generally | The T-shirt combines comfort, style and durability, making it a first-class choice for both everyday wear and various projects. |
| Washing instructions | Preserve the look and feel of your t-shirt by washing it in cold water with like colors. |
| Drying | Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve the quality of the fabric and print. |
| Storage | Perfect for retail and online stores that want a high-quality, customizable t-shirt that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
Created with you in mind who appreciates a good joke and a witty message. This t-shirt with the classic, but reversed, philosophical quote is guaranteed to bring a smile. For more similar garments, see our other t-shirts with quotes and messages .
Generally
Our T-shirts combine comfort, style and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and creative projects.
Laundry
Wash the t-shirt inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees, together with similar colors. This will keep the print sharp, the fabric soft – and ensure that it looks as good after ten washes as after the first use.
When washing at higher temperatures and without turning the t-shirt inside out, there is an increased risk of the print cracking or tearing prematurely.
Drying
To best preserve both fabric and print, hanging drying or tumble drying on low heat is recommended.
Your product is printed when you order.
- Free shippingNo hidden shipping fees
- 3–8 business daysFrom order to delivery
- Tracked deliveryTracking link by email
How it works
Production usually takes 2–3 business days. Your order is then shipped to you. Production is included in the estimated total delivery time of 3–8 business days.
Good to know
Orders containing several products may arrive in separate parcels because products can be printed at different locations.
Questions about your delivery?
Contact us and we will check the status of your order.
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Plagg och tyg
Exakt material och eventuell materialblandning varierar mellan modeller och färger och anges alltid i produktbeskrivningen ovan.
Trycket
Motivet trycks digitalt direkt i tyget med vattenbaserade färger. Det blir mjukt, flexibelt och gjort för att användas – följ skötselråden så håller det länge.
Passform
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