T-shirt - Alexander Bard Real Edition
This is not a shirt. It's a statement.
With a straight back, staring eyes, and a voice that sounds like intellectual artillery fire, Alexander Bard carries this message every time he speaks. Now you can do the same – silently, but with pressure.
The motif: Bard in high-contrast stencil style – bald head, massive reddish-brown beard, polka-dot tie and a look as if he's just asked a question you can't answer.
The text:
"YOU DON'T OWN MY TONGUE"
– a battle cry for freedom of expression, verbal uncompromisingness and philosophical punk.
✅ For those who say what you think – and stand firm when the going gets tough
✅ Perfect for debate, on stage, in the kitchen or in the trenches
✅ A shirt that doesn't ask for permission. It also doesn't make any excuses
- Seamless double-stitched collar
- Double seams on sleeves and hem
- 100% cotton
- Reinforced neckline for increased durability
All motifs are interpretations of public figures for satirical or artistic purposes. None of the motifs are approved, sanctioned, or affiliated with the individuals depicted.
Generally
Our T-shirts combine comfort, style and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and creative projects.
Laundry
Wash the t-shirt inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees, together with similar colors. This will keep the print sharp, the fabric soft – and ensure that it looks as good after ten washes as after the first use.
When washing at higher temperatures and without turning the t-shirt inside out, there is an increased risk of the print cracking or tearing prematurely.
Drying
To best preserve both fabric and print, hanging drying or tumble drying on low heat is recommended.
Delivery – Printed to order, shipped with love
We only print your t-shirt when you click "buy" . No warehouse dust, no finished shirts lying around and getting moldy - just fresh printing, straight from machine to mailbox. We usually arrange production in a maximum of 2 -3 days.
Delivery time:
3 –5 working days – sometimes faster, sometimes like a municipal construction project. But we will keep you updated. So you can expect 5-7 working days before your t-shirt arrives. Anyone who is waiting for something good... ? ;)
Worth knowing:
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Always free shipping – we hate hidden fees more than tight necklines.
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Your order may be split into several packages – some designs refuse to travel together.
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You will receive a tracking number so you can follow your t-shirt like a possessed specimen.
Panic?
Relax – get in touch and we'll hunt down the package together. We can't do magic, but we can at least give you some peace of mind in the dark if things take longer than they should.
T-shirt with print – style that stands out
Unique design. High quality. Made to be seen.