{"product_id":"t-shirt-999-sek","title":"T-shirt - 999 SEK","description":"\u003ch2\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWhy does it cost 999 kronor?\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e It says so on it.\u003cbr\u003e\n But that's not the whole answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e This is not a t-shirt that tries to be reasonable.\u003cbr\u003e\n It doesn't try to be the prettiest, nicest or most affordable.\u003cbr\u003e\n It doesn't make a difference – except for the number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Not 1000.\u003cbr\u003e\n Not a bargain.\u003cbr\u003e\n Not a mistake.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt's priced right where it starts to rub.\u003cbr\u003e\n Where people stop.\u003cbr\u003e\n Where some laugh, others get irritated – and a few understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e You don't pay for the material.\u003cbr\u003e\n You don't pay for the printing.\u003cbr\u003e\n You don't even pay for the idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e You pay to not have to explain yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e For wearing something that refuses to be reasonable.\u003cbr\u003e\n Who doesn't want to be loved.\u003cbr\u003e\n Who doesn't apologize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Everyone sees the number.\u003cbr\u003e\n Few understand why it is there. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eWhat you see, you see.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirty","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53079429513480,"sku":"2f37a887-01c0-4023-9339-ef0f5282b6d1","price":999.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":53079429546248,"sku":"2d8f1150-5557-4330-8356-186104c351c4","price":999.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":53079429579016,"sku":"fffa47c6-34d4-4a66-b479-17fcaf1fde6d","price":999.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53079429611784,"sku":"fdb51d3e-dba9-4dea-8156-1fd181a90ea1","price":999.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":53079429644552,"sku":"fc34328a-5b89-45f8-8f9f-ed2b14892d44","price":999.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":53079429677320,"sku":"a096834b-3668-441c-bc5e-0c2d3757bc38","price":999.0,"currency_code":"SEK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/7688\/5512\/files\/95d8e7ce-c8b3-4614-9be8-1b187dd4e9b0.webp?v=1767547639","url":"https:\/\/shirty.se\/en\/products\/t-shirt-999-sek","provider":"Shirty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}